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E5 Well met Jockie whether away

Notes. This undated verse is one of two satirical attacks on the Scots’ alleged consumption of English wealth that focuses on the sartorial transformation of beggarly Scotsmen into finely dressed courtiers.


Well met Jockie1 whether away

Shall we two have a worde or tway2

Thow was so lousie the other day

How the devill comes thow so gay

Ha ha ha by sweet St. An3

5

Jockie is growne a gentle man.


Thy shoes that thou worst when thow went’st to plow

Were made of the hyde of a Scottish cow

They are turnd into Spanish leather now

Bedeckt with roses4 I now not how.

10

Ha ha ha &c.


Thy stockings that were of a northerne blew

That cost not past 12d5 when they were new

Are turnd into a silken hew

Most gloriouslye to all mens vew

15

Ha ha ha &c


Thy belt that was made of a white leather thonge

Which thow & thy father ware so longe

Are turn’d to hangers6 of velvet stronge

With golde & pearle embroydred amonge

20

Ha ha ha


Thy garters that were of the Spanish say7

Which from the taylor thow stollst away

Are now quite turnd to silke they say

With great broad laces fayre & gay

25

Ha ha ha.


Thy doublet & breech that were so playne

On which a louse could scarce remayne

Are turnd to sattin god a mercie brayne

That thow by begging couldst this obtayne

30

Ha ha ha


Thy cloake which was made of a home spun thread

Which thow wast wonte to flinge on thy bed

Is turnd into a skarlet red

With golden laces aboute thee spread

35

Ha ha ha.


Thy bonnet of blew which thow wor’st hether

To keep thy skonce8 from winde & wether

Is throwne away the devill knowes whether

And turn’d to a bever hat & feather.

40

Ha ha ha.


Westminster hall was coverd with lead

And so was St. John9 many a day

The Scotchmen have begd it to buy them bread

The devill take all such Jockies away.

45

Ha ha ha.




Source. V&A MS D25.F.39, fols. 88v-89r

Other known sources. PRO SP 14/191/6

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1   Jockie: diminutive of John (Jack)—as in the 1604 libel on John Whitgift “The prelats pope”—and, in this case, an ethnic nickname for a Scotsman. <back>

2   tway: two. <back>

3   St. An: St. Andrew, patron saint of Scotland. <back>

4   roses: a knotted, rose-shaped ribbon worn on the shoe. <back>

5   12d: twelve pence (or one shilling). <back>

6   hangers: loops on which a sword would hang from a belt. <back>

7   say: a fine-textured woollen cloth. <back>

8   skonce: head. <back>

9   Westminster hall...St. John: these lines possibly refer to an actual case involving the selling off of lead from London buildings. The identity of St. John’s is unclear; however, it could be an allusion to the Priory Church of St. John of Jerusalem in Clerkenwell, that had been dismantled in stages since the dissolution of its monastic order in the sixteenth century. <back>